Lyrics
The Heartbreaker
By Ian G. Clifton
November 5th, 2002
I saw a girl and she saw me
I thought she's my destiny
Like a silly Disney plight
I fell in love at first sight
I was crazy 'bout that girl
She made my heart spin and whirl
My resistance, she did melt
My head was numb with the things I felt
She took advantage of my care
Soon I was pulling out my hair
Though I loved her with everything I had
When she left me I was glad
I was a broken and bitter man
But I had a whole new plan
I got a girl who was real hot
But it was her heart I really sought
I thought she was just right
She crushed my heart that very night
So I had emotional scars
I couldn't stare at the stars
A psychiatrist I did see
I guess I was a bit crazy
He thought I needed a brand new start
So I pieced together my broken heart
I saw a girl and she saw me
I thought she's my destiny
She came up and asked my name
I told her "I won't play your game."
On the way home it happened once more
I saw a girl at the fast food store
Her eyelashes she did bat
I asked for some fries with that
She thought I was very rude
I told her "Just give me my food."
So my food she did make
Presenting it with a smile so fake
So every girl I do meet
All her hopes I will defeat
Since these girls couldn't be faker
They have to call me The Heartbreaker